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What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I'm stuffed!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. A building can't jump at all!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What key has legs and can't open doors?
A turkey!
What's the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
I don't know where these came from. I've had a copy for ages and decided to post them here.
About Me
- King J's Queen
- I am wife to King J, mom to Princess E and step-mom to Princess B. Our kingdom includes an army of fish who strive to keep our moat free from predators. I am currently on hiatus from my career in Finance and Accounting to pursue a higher calling of homeschooling our daughter. It is the toughest, and most rewarding, job I've ever had. Our family travels frequently. It is both required and something we enjoy. Along the way, I've learned a lot about traveling well and minimizing costs. Here is where I get to share it with you. I welcome your input as well. Our family goal: We plan to visit all 50 states at least once during the first 15 years of our marriage.
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